May 1, 2012

ホワイトハウス記者晩餐会のジョーク:Jimmy Kimmel at 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

(1:16-) Mr. President, I know you won't be able to laugh at any of my jokes about Secret Services.... So, cover your ears, if that is physically possible.

(3:25-) Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hope for a better tomorrow? That was hilarious.大統領、覚えてますか? より良い明日への希望で国がひとつになったの。ありゃ傑作でしたね。
(1:16-) It's a thrill for me to be here with the President. A man who has I think done his best to guide us through some very difficult times and paid a heavy price for it. You know, there's a term for guys like President Obama. Probably, not two terms.
大統領と一緒なんてドキドキしますよ。国民が難局切り抜けていけるよう全力尽くして働き、代償も厭わない男。いや~オバマ大統領みたいな男を形容する言葉はひと言(a term)しかない。たぶんふた言(two terms。二期)はない。

(5:25-)The truth is..., the First Lady is right, Americans are in terrible shape. You can even tell how out of shape by the way we protest. We used to march, now we occupy.

To me, Ron Paul looks like the guy who gets unhooded at the end of each episode of Scooby-Doo.

(20:04-) Raise your hand if you never smoke a pot.

(23:09-)Some people say journalism is in decline, they say you've become too politicized, too focused on sensationalism, they say you no longer honor your duty to inform America but instead actively divide us so that your corporate overlord can rake in the profits.... I don't have a joke for this, it's just what some people say.


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